Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-9939 (?)
- SCP-9939 is a five-meter-tall, intelligent humanoid figure made of dirt, rock, and other minerals, with glowing eyes. It needs iron from blood to survive, which it gets by hunting live animals every two weeks, and it can sense heartbeats up to 250 meters away. This creature can also put itself back together if destroyed and is capable of releasing powerful electromagnetic pulses (EMPs) that disable electronics, especially when it becomes agitated. It is kept in a large underground chamber filled with rock and minerals, and staff must add more material to its containment every two weeks. SCP-9939 was created in the late 16th century, possibly in opposition to the Golem of Prague, and has shown hostility towards Nazis in the past.
- Sovereign Military Order of Malta (?)
- The Sovereign Military Order of Malta (SMOM) is a Catholic lay religious order with a rich history dating back to the Knights Hospitaller, founded around 1099 in Jerusalem. Despite lacking national territory, it is recognized as a sovereign entity under international law, maintaining diplomatic relations with 115 states, issuing its own passports, and having extraterritorial headquarters in Rome. The Order's primary focus today is humanitarian assistance, operating worldwide with approximately 52,000 medical professionals and 100,000 volunteers to aid those in need, regardless of ethnicity or religion, and also providing disaster relief through Malteser International. Its governance structure is similar to a national state, led by an elected Prince and Grand Master, and its motto is "Defence of the faith and assistance to the poor."